This is a short song/ poem that went to Number 1 on the charts in the small country of Tribastan.
Seblingtings, Seblingtings
Oh, what beautiful gifts he brings
Sells them to the girls and boys
They do many things with those toys
(They push em) In and out, in and out
Soon they all scream and shout
"We love you so very much Seb"
"For giving us this stuff, you're not a pleb!"
The parents are in an uproar
"These toys make our children into whores!"
So they start to have a riot
But Louis soon makes them quiet