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The Tyrrall Corporation (formerly Blizzard Corp) was a games-making company and eventually the ruling party of the Earth. It was set up by Sebbi Tyrrall (b. unknown, d. 24th Sebcember 2095).

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Blizzard Corp was bought in 2015 by teenage entrepreneur Sebbi Tyrrall after the mysterious death of its founders. He renamed the company and then immediately made some changes to its most famous game, World Of Warcraft, and then set about creating "some of the worst games ever".

By his mid-twenties, Sebbi had married Juri, bought Farmville and turned it into a game about castrating goats, bought Medal Of Honour and turned it into a Guitar Hero-esque game about playing slide guitar, bought Guitar Hero and turned it into a Medal Of Honour-esque game about fighting slide guitars, and publically humiliated Tinie Tempah.

Over the next 20 years, many titles were released by Tyrrall Corp (see Tyrrall Corp's Games), and terrorists were payed by Sebbi to fight for the British Isles (sadly, they were stopped by port security and arrested). When Tyrrall was around the age of 60, he took over the world, and forced everyone to play his games and listen to his live in-house band, Sabaton and Kenny Loggins (who was on life support at this point). The band would play 'Highway To The Danger Zone' non-stop. When a member of Sabaton lagged behind the rest of the band, they were executed and replaced in under 25 seconds.

A major event in the company's history happened on the 7th of Sebril 2093- a massive power cut ocured in Sebbi's country-sized palace, which turned off Kenny's life support. Loggins died, and the world went into mourning. Tyrrall Corp released the game Kenny's Life- The Greatest Story Ever Told which was mandatory to play. On the 24th of Sebcember 2095, assassins broke into Sebbi's home and shot him dead. As all events in Tyrrall's home were livestreamed, everyone in the world rejoiced at this passing. The five assassins did not rejoice at this however, as they were instantly incinerated by Sebbi's back-up android version of himself. Those who had rejoiced (everyone on Earth) were killed and replaced by androids. This only lasted for a week, as the Mr. Gazza-Wazza virus infected all technology on Earth and destroyed it. Mr. Gazza-Wazza led the remaining humans (about 1000, who had been in hiding) to a new golden age of peace and prosperity.

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